A black guy (It's important to know his race) named Dre
(Keith Stanfield) is walking alone at night through a perfectly
manicured suburban street. A little sports car pulls up and starts
slowly tracking him. Andre gets spooked, says, "fuck this shit", and
changes directions to briskly walk back the way he came. When he turns
to see what the car did, he sees it’s parked where it was, but the door
is open. From out of nowhere, a man in a medieval helmet attacks the
black guy and drags his body to the car.
Rose (Allison Williams) shows up to her photographer
boyfriend Chris’s (Daniel Kaluuya) apartment with pastries and coffee.
They’re getting ready to go away for the weekend to visit her family and
he’s concerned that they don’t know she’s dating a black guy. She
assures him that, while they will likely say some stupid things, they
are incredibly progressive. Her dad would have even voted for Obama a
third time if he could have. He makes sure he’s the only black guy Rose
has ever dated. She says he is, but is confident that her parents will
be totally cool.
On the ride to her parents’ home, Chris goes for a
cigarette, but Rose takes it and throws it out the window. Her parents
would really frown on her dating a smoker. Chris calls his buddy Rod
(LilRel Howery), a TSA agent and reminds him to take care of his dog and
not to feed him human food. Rod busts his balls about going to visit
the white folk and says it’s a bad idea. He also flirts with Rose a
little bit. Chris gets a little jealous and Rose thinks it’s sweet.
While they’re deep in conversation and not entirely paying attention to
the road, a deer darts out in front of the car and is hit.
They pull over to investigate and call the police. The
police show up and ask what they’re doing in the area. Rose tells them
that they’re visiting her family. The officer asks to see Chris’s ID,
but Rose steps in and says that because he wasn’t driving there’s no
need for that. The officer lets them go and Chris tells Rose that was
hot.
Chris and Rose arrive at her parents’ home. Her dad, Dean
Armitage (Bradley Whitford) is an affable neurosurgeon who, yes, would
have voted for Obama a third time if he could have. Her mom, Missy
(Catherine Keener) is a strangely cold hypnotherapist. She offers to
cure Chris of his nicotine addiction through hypnosis, but he doesn’t
feel cool with people tooling around in his head.
The Armitage’s also have two onsite black helpers. There’s
Walter (Marcus Henderson) the groundskeeper and Georgina (Betty
Gabriel) the maid. Dean acknowledges that it looks bad, two wealthy
white people having two helpers who are black, but they were hired to
take care of his parents and Dean would have felt bad letting them go.
There’s definitely something off about both Walter and Georgina. They
have a definite stiff Stepford artificial politeness about them. They
also both speak using dated vernacular.
Dean gives Chris a tour of the house and shows him old
family photos. His dad was beat out by Jesse Owens to compete in the
Olympics in front of Hitler. And while that was sad for his dad, it was
still great to have Hitler’s Aryan idealism proven wrong. He taps on the
basement door and says it's closed off due to black mold. There is also
pictures of Rose’s brother who will be joining them later. He’s a
surgeon like his dad, but he went through a rough patch.
The family gets together for afternoon tea. Missy asks
about Chris’s parents. His dad left when he was young and his mom was
hit by a car when he was eleven. Georgina sort of short circuits while
pouring tea and Missy tells her to go lay down and get some rest. The
Armitages tell Rose that they’re having their big party tomorrow. She’s
surprised and they remind her that it’s the same day every year. Rose’s
brother Jeremy (Caleb Landry Jones) arrives. He’s an aggressively
dickish rich kid.
That night the family has dinner and a drunk Jeremy starts
talking to Chris about MMA fighting. He says that because Chris comes
from a hearty stock he’d be a natural. He wants to spar, but Chris says
that he has rules about play fighting with drunks. Dean and Missy tell
Jeremy that maybe it’s time for him to go to bed.
Chris and Rose retire to their room where she apologizes
for her family and they go to sleep. In the middle of the night, Chris
gets up and decides to sneak out for a cigarette. While outside he sees
something in the distance charging him. It’s Walter! He heads straight
for Chris, but makes a sharp turn at the last moment and runs off in
another direction. Inside the house, Georgina is staring out a window.
It turns out she’s looking at her own reflection, not Chris. She adjusts
her hair and Chris decides to head back inside.
Before Chris can make it back to his room, Missy turns on a
light and startles him. She tells him that smoking is a bad habit and
offers again to help. He sits down and mocks the notion of hypnotism
unaware of the fact that she’s slowly hypnotizing him while using her
tea spoon as a focus object. She takes him back to when he was 11 on the
night his mom died. She didn’t come home from work and he was took
scared to do anything about it. He was afraid that if he called the
police it would make it real. So he just sat there watching television
nervously digging his nails into his bedposts. Present day Chris is
doing the same thing, digging his nails into the arms of the chair. She
tells him to sink and 11 year old Chris sinks into his bed, while
present day Chris sinks into blackness seeing himself and Missy far
above. His consciousness has left his body, while his body is still
paralyzed in his chair.
He wakes in the morning and checks his phone. Rod has sent
Chris a picture of him pretending to give his dog beer. His battery is
low, so he plugs it in. Chris tells Rose that he thinks maybe her mom
hypnotized him last night. He has vague recollections of the evening.
The Armitage’s wealthy friends start to show up for the
big party. It’s mostly older white people who say a lot of inappropriate
things to Chris like how he has a good build, because Tiger Woods golfs
he must have a good swing too, are black guys better in bed, etc. Chris
sneaks off and finds a blind man named Jim Hudson (Stephen Root) who
says that all the people at the party are ignorant. He’s an art dealer
and Chris is well aware of who he is. Jim says that he’s a fan of
Chris’s work. He recognizes the irony of a blind art dealer, but tells
him that he has a really good assistant who is great at describing
pieces. He envies Chris’s eye. He himself tried photography, but was
never very good at it.
Chris goes back to mingling with the guests and discovers
another black guy. It’s a young guy about his age. Chris tries to bond
with him who is introducded as Logan, the husband of a white woman
clearly way older than him, but he too is stiff and unnatural like
Walter and Georgina. A sharp eye will notice that this man is Dre from
the opening of the movie. There’s something about him that seems
familiar to Chris though.
Chris decides to check in with Rod again. When he returns
to his phone he finds it unplugged again. He plugs it in and calls Rod
to tell him everything that’s been going on. Rod tells him that white
people love to have sex slaves and he needs to get out of there. Rose
finds Chris and he tells her how weird everything is and that his phone
was unplugged again. She tells him he’s just being paranoid because he’s
in an uncomfortable situation. He agrees and she leaves. Rod tells
Chris to take a picture of the black guy and he’ll see if he remembers
him. As Chris is about to leave, he’s blocked by Georgina who apologizes
for unplugging his cellular phone. She was dusting the night stand and
lifted it up. That’s when it came unplugged and she didn’t want to mess
with it further. He says that it’s fine and hopes that he didn’t mean to
snitch on her. She doesn’t understand. So he clarifies that he didn’t
mean to "rat on her" get her in trouble. "Tattletale?" She responds with
showing she understand now. She gets super weird and keeps walking
closer to him and lets out a single tear while telling him that the
Armitages treat her like family. She turns and quickly leaves.
Chris goes back outside and tries to discreetly take the
familiar black man’s picture with his cell phone, but has forgotten to
turn off the flash. As soon as his phone flashes, the man changes. He
goes from overly prim and proper to raving. His nose starts bleeding and
he jumps at Chris telling him, “Get out! Get the fuck out while you
still can!”
Rose is freaked out now too. She asks her dad what
happened and he explains that the flash just caused the man to have a
seizure. The man comes out and apologies for upsetting everyone and says
he must return home. Chris and Rose go for a walk and Chris tells her
that he’s sure he recognizes the guy and that something strange is
definitely going on. She agrees. That did not seem like a seizure at
all. Dean says it's time for sparklers and bingo and ask Chris and Rose
to join but Chris would rather go for a walk and Rose joins him. They
talk out by the lake about his mother's death and how he would never
abandon her. Chris says that he’d really like to go home now. Rose
reluctantly agrees. She says she’ll make up something to tell her
parents.
Back at the house, a strange quiet Bingo game is going on.
Dean holds up a number on his fingers and some of the guests hold up
cards that show bingos on them already. Slow pan out reveals that Dean
is holding an auction with his guests and next to him is a framed
picture of Chris. The bingo cards are the paddles and Dean goes up to
ten fingers (never verified but assumed to mean 10 million dollars) Jim
Hudson has won the auction. The rest of the guests all go home.
Chris goes back to pack his belongings and gets a call
from Rod who tells him that the guy in the picture is a guy they knew
who used to work at a movie theater named Dre, but went missing. The
phone battery dies. Chris notices the closet door is open. He looks
inside and finds a red box filled with photos of Rose posed romantically
with many other black guys…not just guys…there are photos of her with
both Walter and Georgina who don’t look at all like the robotic versions
of themselves we’ve come to know so far. Apparently Chris isn't the
first black guy Rose has been with after all!
Rose returns and Chris says that he needs the keys to put
their bags in the car. She looks for them in her purse as they make
their way out of the house. Uh oh! Jeremy blocks the door. Dean and
Missy are there too. Jeremy is ready to attack, but Missy and Dean tell
him to calm down. Chris keeps telling Rose to get the keys and she’s
looking. Missy and Dean don’t want Chris to leave. Chris yells at Rose
to find the keys again and Rose stops looking scared, looks calm and
looks up and says very calmly, “You know I can’t give you the keys.” and
shows him the keys were in her hand the entire time. She’s in on
whatever this is. Jeremy attacks. Dean yells and Missy clinks his tea
spoon on her glass causing, Chris to sink back into the dark void again.
As he sinks back into the void he hears Dean tell Jeremy to grab his
legs so they can take him to the basement. You see Rose come into view
and tell Chris that he was one of her favorites and blows him a kiss.
Rod keeps trying to call Chris, but it keeps going
straight to voicemail. He looks up the picture of the guy in the photo
and sees that he went missing some time ago, so he goes to the police.
He tells a female officer that his boy was kidnapped by white folk to be
a sex slave just like the missing guy in the picture. She calls in two
more officers to listen to Rod’s story. When he finishes, they all burst
out laughing. No one is going to take him seriously.
Chris wakes to find himself tied to a chair in front of a
mounted deer head and an old TV. He watches a video made by Dean’s
father that talks about immortality and stuff like that. Chris sees that
his finger nails have clawed through the leather arm of the chair and
exposed the padding. The teacup and spoon appear on the screen again.
TING TING TING and he’s out.
Rod tries Chris’s phone again and Rose answers. She says
that Chris left two days ago and is concerned too. He left in a taxi or
an Uber maybe. Rod tells her that he went to the police and she seems
concerned about this. He starts to realize that something is wrong, so
he tries to record the call. When he goes back to talking to her, she
tells him she knows that he has the hots for her. He tells her she’s a
crazy bitch and hangs up.
Chris wakes up and Jim Hudson is on the screen. He tells
Chris that they’re going to swap brains. The other people at the party
were all about being black, but Jim couldn’t give less of a shit about
that. What he really wants is to be able to see the world through
Chris’s eyes. Dean has perfected the neurosurgery to make this all
possible. And Missy hypnotizes the body donors to prep them for the
procedure. He’ll continue existing in the dark void, but will be able to
continue on as sort of a passenger. The flashing is an unfortunate side
effect as they saw earlier at the party. TING TING TING of the teaspoon
and Chris is out again.
Dean and Jeremy prep Jim Hudson for a brain transplant.
Dean tells Jeremy to go get Chris. Jeremy goes down the hall, we see
now we’re in the basement of the house, and finds Chris unconscious. He
takes of his restraints and gets an IV ready. Chris wasn’t unconscious
after all. He stuffed the padding from the chair in his ears to block
the sound of the tea spoon. He knocks out Jeremy.
Dean starts calling for Jeremy and goes out of the lab
area to check on him. Chris rushes him and impales him with the deer
antlers from the other room. He knocks over a candle that ignites the
blanket covering Jim Hudson too.
Rose has earbuds in and isn’t aware any of this is going
on. She is listening to "I've Had the Time of My Life" from Dirty
Dancing while looking up NCAA prospects on the internet.
Chris goes upstairs and finds Missy. She goes for the tea
cup and spoon, but Chris beats her to them and smashes them. Instead she
attacks him with a knife, but he turns it on her and stabs her. Chris
goes for the front door again, but Jeremy has returned and puts him in a
choke hold. Chris breaks free and kills Jeremy too. He runs outside and
gets in Jeremy’s car. On the passenger seat is the medieval helmet from
earlier. He starts down the drive way, but hits Georgina. He can’t just
let her lay there like his mom did, so he gets her in the car and
continues down the driveway. Rose whispers "Grandma" and runs down the
steps of the now burning house with the shotgun. This is when you
realize that Georgina has the Grandmother's brain. She wakes up and
attacks him. She's yelling that he has destroyed the family while Rose
is shooting at the car. In the process her wig falls off and we see she
has a scar across her head from a brain transplant too. They crash into a
tree and she dies.
Boom! The rearview mirror is blown away. Rose is coming
after him with a gun. He begs her to stop, but she's more worried about
the condition of her grandma. Georgina was the vessel in which Rose's
grandmother's brain is now housed! Rose shoots again and misses Chris.
From out of nowhere, Walter runs in an tackles Chris with Rose saying
"Get him Grandpa." During the struggle, Chris grabs his phone and takes
picture that flashes. Walter gets up (nose bleeding like Dre/Logan
earlier) and turns to Rose and says "I'll take care of him". Obviously
this is Rose's grandfather's brain in Walter because she hands him the
shotgun, but he shoots Rose in the stomach. Then turns it on himself and
kills himself. Chris is slowly getting up hurt from the car crash and
the attack from Walter. He sees that Rose is still alive and is trying
to get the gun. He moves the gun and crawls over on top of her and
begins to choke her. She starts saying "I love you" while being choked
and starts to grin because he is getting too upset to go through with
it. Then the police lights appear on the road. Chris gets off of her and
puts his hands up. Rose starts weakly calling out "Help!" The car
door opens and is revealed to be a TSA patrol car. It's Rod! Chris
gets in the car and Rose finally succumbs to her wounds. After a moment
of silence Rod tells him, "Man, I told you not to go in that house." He
asks Rod how did he know where he was. He tells him because he works
for the TS M******* A. Consider this handled" They drive off with Rod
staring out into the darkness (a reminder of how the camera shot was at
the beginning when they were driving to the parents house at the
beginning.*
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